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Sorry, this method of dieting could never work

What will future archaeologists make of this weird new mouth-clamp invention?  This weight loss device is truly hideous  Here’s why this method of dieting can never work It’s the year 12001 AD… The world is in ruins. Floods and drought carried away an entire civilisation. But from the rubble, a new society has emerged – half cockroach, half human. They can’t remember the world of 2021, and most of what we know today has decayed, been submerged, or grown over….
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